torke mire to jangal dad mizane man shiro palang mikhoram yeho shirye naare mikeshe torke mige albate man gahi vaghta gohe ziyadi ham mikhoram

age ye rooz 1nafar 1sms barat ferestad yani beyadete 2ta ferestad yani dooset dare 3ta ferestad yani barash mohemi age 4ta shod motmaen bash mobile khodesh nist
ye ruz be ye olaghe migan goshat cheghadr deraze?.............mige akhe har khoshkeli ye eybi dare

Yadet bashe donbale 3 chiz nado , metro , autobus va dokhtara, chon har sesh har 10 daghighe be 10 daghighe dobare miad

ye bande khodaei az sakhtemone 25 tabaghe miyofte paeen
Hame mardom jam mishan doresh migan chi shode
Mige nemidonam manam taze residam

Jashnvareye filme esfahan;
1)1 teke nan baraye 2 nafar
2)ta hala moz khordi
3)10 nafar zire 1chatr4)man asghar15tomandaram
5)dishab pitza khordam ayda

Baba kojaie?nisti
tooristi? amperyalisti? komonisti? fashisti? demokratisti? khodaie nakarde mariz ke nisti? Rasti, harki hastio harja ke hasti,kheyli 20ti

Farda roze jahanie havaye pakke. bala gheiratan ye fardaro NAGOZ

midoni albome jadide mehrane modiri chiye?
dasta hame bala moraba bede baba

ye soale takhasosi: en ke migan gave hasan na shir dare na peston pas chetori shiresho midan hendestoon

TORKE DASHTE SHENA MIKARDE AHNAGE TITANIC MIZARAN GHARGH MISHE

be torke migan age ab nabood chi mishod ?mige ma shena yad nemigereftim dar natije ghargh mishodim

roye barghe derakhti neveshtam doset daram ama
to mesle boz hamash khordi?

midooni chera khanooma kamtar football bazi mikonand?chon kamtar peyda mishe ke 11 ta zan razi beshand hamzaman ye joor lebas bepooshan

torke to mosabeghate rali sherkat mikone
vasate rah mosafer savar mikone

ghanone 4 niyoton mige :zamin hich jazebei
nadare !va sibha bekhaetere vojide TO be zamin
mioftand tanha jazebe zamin TOI

-be morghe migan jone bachato ghasam bokhor mige:be TOKHMAM

midoni khengtarin marde donya kie?EHSAN chon nargeso avaz kardan nafahmid!!

ye basijie dast mikeshe be shale rahbar mige agha tabaroke?Agha mige:nemidonam HAMMMMMMMMMMID

bere30 ba kompere30 nagi beke30 mano mibo30 age naboo30 kheili loo30

ali daii dar jamejahanie2010:    
morabi mige bacheha 2nafar bayad gholab begiran .donafaram holesh bedan ke bepare 2 nafaram biaranesh pain 2 nafaram komakesh konan ta bade gool khoshhali konee

Rooye barg neveshtam ke .. Doostat Daram .. vali to mesle Boz khordish

AZ soye FIFA behtarin tamashchi mosabeghe entekhab shod : mardi az kheteye ardebil >>>>>Ali Daeiii<<<<

oon chie ke deraze............avizoone.......... tof ham mikone? . . . . . afarin. ali dayie!

be ye morghe migan chera tokhm nemizari . mige shoharam gofte be khatere 75 toman heikaleto kharab nakon

teste konkoore ardebil: 15 mordad che roozi ast? 1)18shahrivar 2)aghaze sale 1385 3)chahar shanbe soori 4)har 3 mored...!

pesar:gar bego0yam ke please give me a kiss , what do you do? dokhtar: mizanam ba lenge shoes bar sare you

jamile ba edison ezdevaj mikonan bachashoon raghse noor mishe

behtarin bazi haye irani : 1.dokhtar bazi 2.namzad bazi 3. khanoom bazi 4. dodare bazi 5. ampool bazi 6. zaboon bazi 7. sms bazi

midonin tanha torki ke az kalash estefade mikone kie?!?! Ali DaEi

torke ghorse x mikhore mire khuiaboon mibine e khar onja dare mioyad ba khod mige vay che tavahomi ham daram miyam ham daram miram

Navar maghziye normal: _/l_/l_/l_/l_ Esfehani: _$_$_$_$_$_ Ghazvini: _(l)__(l)__(l)_ Torke: _!_?_!_?_!_?_ Lore:

az jooje tighie koochooloo porsidam: bozorgtarin arezoot chie? masoomane negam kard o goft : baghalam mikoni? ................. akhey nazi

basijiye mikhaste be dokhtare matalak bege mige:khoshgele namazeto khoondi??????!!!!!!!

az torke soal mikonan midooni zelzele chetori be vojood miyad , mige khoda pm mide hichki javab nemide BUZZ!!! Mizane

ye khorose pol  nadare bere zan  begire  mire galina belanka migere

Divoone , Oghdeie , Sar be hava , Efadei , Tarsoo , Daghoon , , , Ahmagh , Razl , Ashghal , Mozakhraf ..................shokke shodi ? hala 10 harfe avale 10 kalameye balaro kenare ham bezar !!!

ye zarbolmasal afrighai mige:"eshaban tenat eb ras mahkim" yani to vasam aziztarini jaleb in ke age az akhar be aval ham bekhoni hamin mani ro mide BEKHUN BEBIN

jebreil az torke miporse 1 arezoo bokon: Torke mige mikham KHODA ro bebinam . Jebreil mige nemishe ke khoda ro did. torke mige pas mikham adam besham. JEBREIL mige : bia baba berim hamon khoda ro neshonet bedam

shoma yek ensan ba adabe , ba marame , ba prestije, ba fahme , ba darke , ba marefate , ba akhlaghe , ba mohabate , mehrabone , toop mesle man ta hala dide budi

torke az mashin piade mishe dar ro mohkam mibande mige pedar sag khodeti . ranande mige man ke chizi nagoftam . torke mige badan ke migi

be torke migan tormoze ABS chie ? mige sare pichha va to sorat haye ziad kare hazrate abolfazl ro mikone

madar : parviz joon mage to zaboon nadari dasteto ta vasate sofre deraz mikoni .
parviz : chera madar joon vali zabunam inghadar deraz nist akhe

taraf ashghal mire to cheshmesh mire jolo ayene hey foot mikone yeki rad mishode mige baba jon bayed begi oon foot kone

ye golabie gen miposhe mige man mozam

torke savar samand mishe zane mige darb khodro baz ast torke mige mage kasi oumad ?

yaro mast mikone mige velam konin makham beram shorte zanamo dar biaram . migan akhe chera ? mige akhe keshesh kamaram ro azyat mikone

ye babaei dasht mashinesho mishost avalam az pelakesh shoro karde bud. behesh migan chera aval az pelakesh shoro kardi ? mige akhe dafe pish ke az saghfesh shoro kardam be plakesh ke residam didam mashine khodam nist

dokhtare to khiyaboon miraftr yoho pesare baghalesh mikone . dokhtare mige bebin ta 1000 mishmaram age velam nakoni jigh mizanam

2 nafar neshaste bodan ghashogh , ghashogh mast mirikhtan to roodkhone . yeki rad mishode mige chikar mikonin . migan darim doogh dorost mikonim . mige khak bar saretoon hamin kara ro mikonin ke behetoon migan khar dige . akhe in hame dooh ro ki mikhad bokhore ?!!!

torke cheshmesh ghermez bude migan chi shode mige chesh khorde . migan mage torka ham cheshm mikhoran ? mige na az on chesha , cheshe shalvar

torke pash dard mikarde to joorabesh ghorse borofen mindaze

ghazanfar mimire axesho nadashtan bezaran ro ghabresh ta gardan dafnesh mikonan

taraf pash khab mire kafshasho midozdan

age kasi dasthat ro gereft ghalbet larzid ajale nakon shayad baba barghi bashe

ghazvinia eteraz mikonan ke in che alefbaei hast ke be "N" migan non vali be "K" migan kaf

torke mire dozdi yaroo bolan mishe mige kie oonja . mige hishki gorbas ilada baaaa

be torke migan jesme shaffafo tarif kon . mige jesmi ke az invaresh ooon varesh peyda bashe . tashvighesh mikonan migan hala ye mesal bezan mige nabardebooon

basijie asheghe ye dokhtar mishe shomare telefone masjedo behesh mide

ye yaro petrose fadakar ro ba dehghane fadakar eshtebah migire angosht mikone to cheshme ranande ghatar

mamane be bachash mige azizam khale ke oomad miri jolo booseshmikonia . bachehe mizane zire gerye ke man khale ro bus nemikonam . mamane mige chera ? mige akhe dirooz ke baba mikhast khale ro bebuse , khale zad zire gooshesh

rashtie nesfe shab boland mishe ab bokhore mige salam bar hoseyn yeki az zire takht mige salam abbas agha

be torke migan parsal eyd kado chi dadi be zanet . mige bordamesh kish . migan eyval baba hala emsal chi midi ? mige hichi miram miaramesh

1 mah az moharram gozashte bud ye ja hanooz sedaye daste niamad , mardom peye majara ro gereftan didan daste torkha to ye koche bonbast gir karde

az ghazanfar miporsan nazaret raje be bad dar dadan chie ? mige ye chizi shabihe gardanband hast . migan chetor ? mige akhe har ki bad dar mide mindaze gardane man

mige selsele badhaye seda dary ke raheshan ra dar dastgahe govareshi gom kardeand

taraf az kiuske telefon miad biron , azash miporsan saleme ? mige are vali aftabe nadare

be torke khabar midan baba shodi , mige be zanam nagin mikham suprayzesh konam

pas az manfi budane azmayeshe eidze ashkan , moji az shadi ghazvin ra fra gereft !!!

be torke migan chera miri sarbazi ? mighe valla faghat vase morkhasihash

Yek sandog sadagat gorse eks mikhore vam mide

Shebahate zane Irani ba kafshe melli : Hardo zood az rikht mioftan, vali lamasaba marg nadaran !!!

Ye torke ra mikhastan machal konand ro chek minevisan khoda toman.Torke mire bank goni goni pole miare biron ,miran to bank mibinan reis bank lore?!

qalbe 2khtara mesle ghabrestone,harki raft tosh dg dar nemiad.vali qalbe pesara mesle hotele5 setarast,malom nist ki miado ki mire!mer30,inja sms ba takhir miad:-P

Torke poshte farmoon boode, radio elam mikone: masire azadi be emam hosein baste ast. Mige baste ke baste,chera gasam mikhori?

migan har ki doroogh bege miterke : rashtiye: ma adamaye ba gheyrati hastim"boom" esfehaniye: ma adamaye larji hastim "boom" torke:"ma adamaye "boom"!!!

Harjaye donya ke bashe va har kare kebokone bedon ye ghalbe ke hamishe barat mezane ke on ghalbe khodete;-)

be ghazviniyeh migan dalileh shekafe basan chiyeh? migeh lamasab az bas shirine ghach khordeh.

Torke dasht dare yakhchal ro aroom bazo baste mikard azash miporsan chera in karo mikoni ...? mige mikham bebinam ki cheraghe too yakhchalo khamush mikone

Be ghazvini migan ye kalame kootah va ba ehsas bego mige: bargard!

Yek akhound sokhanrani mikarde ye khanm mige man tou khoune chador sar mikonam haji mige afarin kelide beheshto behesh bedin ye zane dige mige haji agha man tou khoune shalvarak mipousham haji mige afarin kelide khoune mano behesh bedin

be esfahanie migan pesaret rekorde olampico shikonde,mige: keke khordes man ke ye rial khesaret nimidam

Deghat kardid hame chizaye khub khanumand : khorshid khanum, mahtab khanum, parvane khanum, ama aghayun : agha dozde,agha gorge,agha GAVE

Zane tu asansor ba torke tanha mishe lebas hasho dar miare mige fek kon man zanetam!
Torke ham lebas hasho dar miare mige pas inaram beshur!!!

Anvae Dokhtar:
13 sale: baboo
17 sale: limoo
22 sale: holoo
29 sale: aloo
35 sale: laboo
45 sale: kadoo
55 sale: looloo...

Tahghighate elmi va daneshgahi sabet karde, dar khanevade haye irani yek adad gooz be andaze 10 adad ghorse 'Eks' shadi avar ast

Donyaro bedune khanomha tasavor kon ; bazarha khalvat. Polha ezafe.khiabona khalvat.sheytonbikar.mokhaberat ha var shekaste.hame miran behesht

Age gofti vaghti chand ta kalle gousfand ba chand ta pache ye ja bashan che jouri mishe fahmid kodoum pache male kodoum kalle ast ? ............ ............. pacheha ra bekharoun har kallei ke khandid male oune !

Ye zane shekame shovharesh bozorg boude mire pahloush lebasesho mizane bala mige bezar tombak bezanam marde mige tombaka velesh kon boro paintar foulout bezan!
torke mire gulforoshi mige:gole banafshe darin.yaro mige:na nadarim,torke mipare tokhme yaroro migire,mige khanomam gofte age nadasht, tokhmesho begir.

Torke mire tehran har ja mire sakesho mohkam gerefte bod. Azash miporsan chera? mige:akhe shenidam dokhtarhaye tehron bad jori sak mizanan

Mard bayad mesl kir ostovar mesl khaye oftade mesl gooz por hayahoo mesl kos mehman navaz va mesl pestoon roozi resoon bashe shoma

4 daste az adamaro bayad kard
1)oonayike mikhan bedan.
2)oonayike roo zerangi nemikhan bedan.
3)oonayike sms tekrari midan.
4)oonayike be sms javab nemidan

Torke zanesh behesh mige :mard ! hava garm shode , kouler bekhar torke mige vel kon baba kouler be che dard mikhore .ouna ham ke kharidan gozashtan rou poshteboun

ba bad goly SHOMA MOVAJEH SHODIM/VMAHAM DARSADD HASTIM BA YEK NAGHSHEH JOBRAN KONIM"PAS AMADEH amaliaty KHABARHAY NAGOVAR BASH=SHABAKEH TERORISTY AHMAD

Be lore migan bachat chera zeshte mige shoe tariko,sorakh tango,mayom dasttanha mikhasti alen delon besazom?!

Be ye motade migan farghe shoma ba varzeshkara chie? mige ona tekniki kar mikonan vali ma pikniki!!!

Deshab khabeto didam khab didam omady dar khonamon har ghadr tarofed nemodam neamady ba Lebas narnje bode gofte ashghalaro bear me kham beram gerfte va rafty? bay bay.

Amoozeshe hesabdari:agar kos ra sarmaye farz konim angah: Zan=sarmayedar, Mard= sarmayegozar, ezdevaj= sarmayegozari boland modat, Sighe=sarmaye gozariye kotah modat, Jende=sarmaye, dar gardesh, Dokhtar=sarmaye masdood, Pirèzan=sarmaye sookhte!!!!

Olampike hozeye elmie ghom aghaz shod:
1.Tanab zani ba ammameh
2.Paresh az hoz, ba aba
3.Partabe mohr
4.Do 100m ba dampaei
5.Namaze esteghmat
6.Vozoye sor'ati

arezoo mikonam ke mesle sange tooalet betooni tahe dele mardomo bebini ,sedaye dele mardomo beshnavi , va be deleshun aramesh bedi

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delam barat tang shode bud. kilid nadashtam az divar umadam bala bebinamet... :-)

bande khodaee Az Joloye Cinamaye Shahreshoon Dashte Rad Mishode Saresho Bala Mikone Pardeye Tablighatie Film Ro Mibine Be Khodesh Mige In Shahr Faghat 1 Cinama Dasht Oonam Shod KHABGAHE 2KHTARAN

Har Kas Che Mashini Dare?!

Nanva : ARDIZendani : Ferari
Pirezan : Churuki Chif
Majnoon : Layland
Abadani : Kamaro
Ghomar Baz : RENO

bande khodaee Navare Nohe Goosh Mikarde Hey Mizade Jolo Bebine Akharesh Key Sham Midan

dar erupa az ye ghazwini miporsan . ghazwin kojast ??
migeh : agar erade dashte bashi . haminja

ye rooz ye pesare javoon ba ye pirezan ezdevaj mikone rooze bad azshabe aroosishoon pesare mimire pezeshke ghanooni ellate margesho masrafe shire tarikh masraf gozashte elam mikone

TESTE KONKOOORE 86: GF mokhafafe chie? 1)goood friend 2)girl freind 3)god father 4)goje farangi

bache esfehanie az babash so-al mikone baba chera ma ham mesle mardom ba kashti safar nemikonim? babash mige khafe sho shenato bokon!!!

Be Taraf Ye Mashine Engilisi Midan Ke Farmoonesh Samte Raste... Azash Miporsan Chetore?! Mige Valla Bad Nist Faghat Nemidoonam Chera Har Bar TOF Mikonam Miofte Roo Khanooomam !!

be torke migan pedar shodi mige eyyy vall pas be khanoomam nagin ta barash surprise beshe

be torke migan tasooa va ashoora che rooziye mige rooze jahaniye gheyme polo

torke babash atish migire hol mishe az roosh mipare.

joorabe mast mikone mige : omran age lengamo peyda koni

farda yeki az axato bardar biyar mikhaym varagh bazi konim ASE delemun gom shode

khooneye shangoolo mangool habye angoor dar mizane mige daro baz konin manam madaretoon pinokiyo miyad daro baz mikone mige bebakhshid az inja raftan

ghaziviniye ba zanesh ghahr mikone shab zanesh poshtesho behesh mikone ghazviniye mige: che konam ke bad chiziro vaseteye ashti kardi...

be pire zane migan size sootianet chiye mige:::: ey nane in gherti baziha be man nayoomade man mizaram too shortan..

be torke migan az che rangi kheyli khoshet miyad mige:::: kam rang